sábado, 29 de novembro de 2008

Woody Allen sex quotes


-> Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


-> Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.


-> A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said 'no'.


-> My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.


-> My brain, it's my second favorite organ.


-> Why ruin a good story with the truth?


-> The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.



2 comentários:

Piadético disse...

"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said 'no'."

Ou:

A fast word about oral sex. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said 'yes'.

O Raio disse...

Love is the answer - but while ...

Conclusão:

O sexo pergunta, o amor responde...

E eu que já desde miudo era repreendido por estar sempre a fazer perguntas...

O pior é que nem dava tempo para me responderem...