-> Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
-> Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
-> A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said 'no'.
-> My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
-> My brain, it's my second favorite organ.
-> Why ruin a good story with the truth?
-> The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.
